1D's Favourite Jokes

So do you want to know One-Direction's favourite jokes...???

So Guys and Girls...The lads submitted the following one-line gags in support of the Disney Comic Relief campaign, Comedy Magic.

Lets see what they like...


Harry Styles : What did Zero say to Eight? Nice belt! 

Liam Payne : What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A porky-pine. 

Louis Tomlinson : What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. 

Niall Horan : Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crumby. 

Zayn Malik : Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself? He had no body to go with him.

From: http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/weird-celeb-news/one-direction-tell-favourite-jokes-1762206

One Direction Introduction

One Direction are an English-Irish pop boy band based in London, consisting of members: Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Harry Styles, and Louis Tomlinson.

Often described as sparking the resurgence in the boy band concept, and of forming part of a new "British Invasion" in the United States, the group have sold over 14 million singles and 8 million albums, according to the band's management company, Modest! Management. Their Achievements include two BRIT Awards and three MTV Video Music Awards. According to Nick Gatfield, the chairman and chief executive of Sony Music Entertainment UK,  One Direction represented a $50 million business empire by June 2012. They were proclaimed 2012's "Top New Artist" by Bill Board while  The Huffington Post named 2012 "The Year of One Direction".

From Wikipedia.
 
One Direction had received 2 BRIT Awards, winning their first with "What Makes You Beautiful" for Best British Single at the 2012 BRIT Awards ,a NME Award, two Kids' Choice Awards, and three MTV Video Music Award, among other awards. One Direction won all three awards they were nominated for at the 2012 Teen Choice Awards.

Albums and Songs by 1 D

This is a list of albums and songs by ONE DIRECTION:

Albums:

<<Take me Home>>

1. Live While We're Young

2. Kiss You

3. Little Things

4. C'mon, C'mon

5. Last First Kiss

6. Heart Attack

7. Rock Me

8. Change My Mind

9. I Would

10. Over Again

11. Back For You

12. They Don’t Know About Us

13. Summer Love

14. She’s Not Afraid

15. Loved You First

16. Nobody Compares

17. Still The One

<<Up All Night>>

1. What Makes You Beautiful

2. Gotta Be You

3. One Thing

4. More than This

5. Up All Night

6. I Wish

7. Tell Me a Lie

8. Taken

9. I Want

10. Everything About You

11. Same Mistakes

12. Save You Tonight

13. Stole My Heart

Stole My Heart

Stole My Heart

(HARRY)
Waited for a girl like you

(LIAM)
The light shines
It's getting hot on my shoulder
I don't mind this time, it doesn't matter
Cause your friends, they look good
But you look better
Don't you know, all night
I've been waiting for a girl like you to come around, round, round

(HARRY)
Under the lights tonight, turned around
And you stole my heart, with just one look
When I saw your face, I fell in love
Took a minute girl, to steal my heart tonight
With just one look, girl
I waited for a girl like you

(LIAM)
I'm weak now, my words fall till they hit the ground
Oh life, come ahead, don't you fail me now
I start to say, I think I love you
But, I make no sound
I know cause all my life
I've been waiting for a girl like you to come around, round, round

(HARRY)
Under the lights tonight, turned around
And you stole my heart, with just one look
When I saw your face, I fell in love
Took a minute girl, to steal my heart tonight
With just one look, girl
I waited for a girl like you

(ZAYN)
There is no other place, that I would rather be
Than right here with you tonight
As we lay on the ground
I put my arms around you
And we can stay here tonight
There is so much that I want to say
I want to say

(HARRY)
Under the lights tonight, turned around
And you stole my heart, with just one look
When I saw your face, I fell in love
Took a minute girl, to steal my heart
Under the lights tonight, turned around
And you stole my heart, with just one look
When I saw your face, I fell in love
Took a minute girl, to steal my heart tonight
With just one look, girl
I waited for a girl like you
I waited for a girl like you

                        

From the Album  “Up All Night”

Save You Tonight

Save You Tonight

[All]

 I, I wanna save your
Wanna save your heart, tonight
He'll only break ya
Leave you torn apart, oh

[Liam]

 It's a quarter at three can't sleep at all
You are so overrated
If you told me to jump, I'd take the fall
And he wouldn't take it

[Harry]

 All that you want is under your nose, yeah
You should open your eyes but they stay close, close

[All]

 I, I wanna save your
Wanna save your heart, tonight
He'll only break ya
Leave you torn apart, oh
I can't be no superman,
But for you I'll be super human
I, I wanna save ya, save ya, save ya tonight

[Zayn]

Oh now you're at home
And he don't call
Cause he don't adore ya
To him you're just another doll
And I try to warn ya

[Harry]

What you want, what you need
Has been right here, yeah
I can see that you're holding back those tears, tears

[All]

 I, I wanna save your
Wanna save your heart, tonight
He'll only break ya
Leave you torn apart, oh
I can't be no superman,
But for you I'll be super human
I, I wanna save ya, save ya, save ya tonight

[Louis]

Up, up and away
I take you with me
Up, up and away
I take you with me


[All]

 I, I wanna save your
Wanna save your heart, tonight
He'll only break ya
Leave you torn apart, oh
I can't be no superman,
But for you I'll be super human
I, I wanna save ya, save ya, save ya tonight

From the Album  “Up All Night”

Same Mistakes

"Same Mistakes"

[Harry]
Circles, we’re going in circles
Dizzy’s all it makes us
We know where it takes us
We've been before
Closer, maybe looking closer
There's more to discover
Find out what went wrong without blaming each other

[Zayn]
Think that we got more time
When we're falling behind
Gotta make up our minds

[Everyone]
Or else we'll play, play, play all the same old games
And we wait, wait, wait for the end to change
And we take, take, take it for granted that we’ll be the same
But we're making all the same mistakes

[Liam]
Wake up, we both need to wake up
Maybe if we face up to this
We can make it through this
Closer, maybe we'll be closer
Stronger than we were before, yeah
Make this something more, yeah

[Zayn]
Think that we got more time
When we're falling behind
Gotta make up our minds

[Everyone]
Or else we'll play, play, play all the same old games
And we wait, wait, wait for the end to change
And we take, take, take it for granted that we’ll be the same
But we're making all the same mistakes

Yeah, yeah, that's what crazy is
When it's broken, you say there's nothing to fix
And you pray, pray, pray that everything will be okay
While you're making all the same mistakes

[Liam]
Don't look back
But if we don't look back
We’re only learning then
How to make all same mis-, same mistakes again

[Everyone]
So we play, play, play all the same old games (same mistakes)
And we wait, wait, wait for the end to change (when nothing's gonna change)
And we take, take, take it for granted that we’ll be the same (well nothing's gonna be the same)
But we're making all the same mistakes

Yeah, yeah, that's what crazy is (crazy is)
When it's broken, you say there's nothing to fix (there's nothing to fix)
And you pray, pray, pray that everything will be okay (everything will be okay)
While you're making all the same mistakes

From the Album  “Up All Night”